We have been reading "The Gollywhopper Egg" a story that Brian had when he was a little boy. In the story there is a coconut that was sold to an unsuspecting farmer as a egg that produces a miracle bird. When we told Gus it was a coconut this generated alot of discussion...so next trip to the grocery store we bought one that we joyfully wacked open (note: this is very difficult, and not at all like in the movies, even when you've googled directions). I would like to say it was enjoyed by all but not to be. How does one know when a coconut is ready?